"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
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"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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"Would you like to take your old face?"
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"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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"Think of these as the car your face is driving."
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You Got Schmutz On Your Face
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"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."
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Karate Class Clown
"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"
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"Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you direct me to the information superhighway?"
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"They say you're only as old as your face."
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A woman passes by a man who's looking a modern painting of a face; as the woman passes, the man's eyes change into the ones from the painting.
People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".
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Smiley Face Dentures
"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"
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A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."
"That's life, Ellen. You're going to have a face like a ferret.''
"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
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"Are you listening to me?"
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A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.
"The weather looks a little iffy."
"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."