"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
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clock, clocks, watch, watches, time, age, analogue, analog, digital, hand, hands, minute, hour, hourglass, hourglasses, sandglass, sandglasses, sand clock, sand clocks, head, heads, same, technology, progress, innovation, invention, inventions, face, faces, timer, timers, keeping timeHow The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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wildlife, animal, animals, cosmetic, cosmetic surgery, surgery, nose job, nose, noses, plastic surgery, cosmetically, cosmetics, surgery, surgeon, surreal, horrifying, strange, imagery, strange imagery, elephant, elephants, trunk, trunks, kid, kids, story, stories, croc, crocodile, crocodiles, face, faces, rhinoplasty, doctor, doctors, modern, modern life, modern world, beautiful, standards, standard"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
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island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, living together, live together, long time, look like, similar, same, twin, twins, palm tree, palm trees, tree, trees, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, face, faces, matching, pair, pairs"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, case, cases, crime, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, accused, police, police officer, police officers, security, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barrister, judge, judges, comb, combs, hair, hairdo, hairstyle, messy, messy hair, messed up, bad hair day, personal appearance, style, styles, covered, hide, hidden, face, faces, identity, tv, tvs, television, televisions, camera, cameras, news"Would you like to take your old face?"
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doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, medical, medicine, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, face, faces, facial, old face, new face, nose job, nose jobs, face lift, face lifts, leftover, leftovers, doggy bag, doggy bags, doggie bag, doggie bags, to go, beauty, modern life"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, seduction, seduce, seducing, symmetry, symmetrical, odd, oddly, scary, scare, deformed, face, faces, halloween, date, dates, interest, interested, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, appearance, appearances, attractive, attraction, attract, attracted, biology, biological"Think of these as the car your face is driving."
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glasses, sunglasses, eyewear, eyeglasses, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, face, faces, driving, driver, drivers, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, fashion statement, personal style, personal appearance, optician, opticians, optometry, optometrist, optometrists, eyes, eyeYou Got Schmutz On Your Face
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schmutz, dirt, dirty face, face, faces, jewish, jew, jewish community, jewish humor, jewish humour, yid, yiddish, hot dog, hot dog cart, street, streets, street vendor, vendor, vendors, mom, mum, mom jokes, mother, mothers, mothering, parents, parental, maternal, backward, backwards, reverse, reversed, reversal, reverse humor, schmutz on your face"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."
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twin, twins, look-alike, look-alikes, lookalike, lookalikes, identical, identical twin, identical twins, pair, copy, copies, clone, clones, cloning, similar, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, surgery, surgeries, appearance, looks, face, faces, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, cosmetic work, get work done, body image, modern lifeKarate Class Clown
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ma, martial arts, karate, judo, class, classes, lesson, lessons, school, schools, class clown, class clowns, clown, clowns, pie, pies, karate chop, karate chops, head, heads, face, faces, break, breaks, breaking, joke, jokes, trick, tricks, prank, pranks, mischief, troublemaker, troublemakers"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"
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shopping, shopper, shoppers, market, markets, fruit, vegetable, face, faces, head, heads, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, ex, exes, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, former, previous, familiar, similar, memory, memories, reminder, reminders, lover, lovers"Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you direct me to the information superhighway?"
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computer, computers, technology, internet, online, information superhighway, face, faces, lost, confused, directions, asking for directions, asking for help, getting directions, computer screen, computer screens, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, old people, elderly people, seniors, seniors, senior citizens, seniors citizens, tech support, technical support, it support, i.t. support, computer help, modern life"They say you're only as old as your face."
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age, ageing, old age, getting old, old man, old men, elderly men, elderly man, face, faces, wrinkles, wrinkle, wrinkled, ageing problem, ageing problems, in denial, deny, denying, ugly, ugliness, look you age, looking your age, wrinkly skin, wrinkled skin, comfort, comforting, false comfort, old people, older person, elderly people, elderly personA woman passes by a man who's looking a modern painting of a face; as the woman passes, the man's eyes change into the ones from the painting.
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art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, abstract art, modern art, ogling, staring, eye, eyes, face, faces, following, man, menPeople wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".
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post, mail, posting, mailing, letter, letters, post office, post offices, postage, stamp, stamps, personalised, personalized, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, picture, pictures, face, faces, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, selfie, selfies, service, customer service, dying industry, marketing, advertising, consumerism, modern life"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"
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cleft chin, butt chin, pyramid, pyramids, ancient, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, scaffolding, construction, art, artist, artists, imperfection, imperfections, body parts, face, faces, chin, chins, temple, temples, history, historic, historical, historian, historians, direction, advising, commentaryA woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."
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negative space, vase, vases, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, caught, cheater, cheaters, cheating, cheat, cheats, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, love scene, love scene, face, faces, silhouette, silhouettes, philander, philanders, philandering, philanderer, philanderers"That's life, Ellen. You're going to have a face like a ferret.''
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, ferret, ferrets, polecat, polecats, weasel, weasels, rude, impolite, insult, insults, insulting, ugly, unattractive, beauty, face, facial beauty, expression, expressions"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
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pumpkin, pumpkins, jack o lantern, jack o lanterns, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, pumpkin pie, pumpkin pies, whipped cream, thanksgiving, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, face, faces, gossip, gossips, gossiping, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, makeup, make-up, false, fake, beauty, face lift, face lifts"Are you listening to me?"
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listen, listens, listening, face, faces, attention, focus, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, distracted, distraction, distractions, easily distracted, hear, hears, hearing, boss, bosses, manager, managers, pay attention, paying attention, ignore, ignores, ignoring, cubist, cubists, cubism, art, artist, artists"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."
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