"Renk just discovered beard oil."
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"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."
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"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."
"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."
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"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."
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"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."
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The Beard in the Stone
"You know, I've never seen you without your whiskers before."
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"I've made a terrible mistake."
"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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"To the nearest barbershop, John."
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Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.
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"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."
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"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."
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Official Team Cap With Beard
Identical bearded cavemen.
At the local beards anon meeting
"Another mustache sir?"
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"Dad, when someone your age grows a beard it's cultural appropriation."