"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
"But, Paw, I don't eat eggs or bacon anymore."
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The Penultimate Temptation of Christ
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"Ready to head back?"
"In local news: On Columbus Avenue today, a new cuisine mysteriously sprang up, flourished for a few hours, then just as mysteriously disappeared."
"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"
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"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."
A dozen predictions for foods of the future.
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"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"
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"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."
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"It's a very restrictive diet. I can only eat people named 'Atkins'."
"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"
"I hate to admit it. I'm taking bran and I'm feeling better."
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"I've only been gluten-free for a week, but I'm already really annoying."
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Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.
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Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction
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"This Subway Diet is way better than that Atkins nonsense."
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
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"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."
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"Then it struck me - nobody originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35."
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