Birds of Manhattan
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"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
"Well, I have to tell your publisher something."
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"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
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"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."
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"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."
"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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All of my hopes and dreams, crushed, served on a bun.
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"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
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Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
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Still hemorrhaging; NBC cancels "The Cheeseheads"
You Are Here
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"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
Surfing the Coif
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"All right, spit it out and let's try again."
The Adventures Of Normalman
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"What did you expect from a failing educational system?"
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Flopsy wakes up one day and suddenly realizes why she never succeeded at anything.
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"I didn't trailblaze today."
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"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."