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Failed Cartoons
Failed cartoon 1 of 118
Birds of Manhattan
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pigeon, pigeons, city pigeon, city pigeons, vermin, bird, birds, manhattan, nyc, ny, new york, new york city, park, parks, public park, public parks, feed the birds, feeding the birds, central park, city life, urban life, museum, museums, let down, let-down, disappointing, disappointed, disappoint, pride, proud, national pride, fail, failed, diorama, dioramas, display, display, museum display, museum displays, museum exhibition, museum exhibitions, city, citiesFailed cartoon 2 of 118
"Well, I have to tell your publisher something."
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, balloon, balloon, deflated, deflation, deflated balloon, deflated balloons, publish, publishers, fail, failed, failing, writers block, writer's block, uninspired, inspiration, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, failure, failures, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downsFailed cartoon 3 of 118
"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
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incompetence, incompetent, fired, laid off, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, lost job, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, hiring manager, hiring managers, outsource, outsourcing, outsourced, recognition, fail, failure, failed, failing, bad employee, employee, employees, ex employee, ex employees, employer, employers, making cuts, budget cuts, office, officesFailed cartoon 4 of 118
"Once, years ago, I gave a sucker an even break, but it didn't work out."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, sucker, suckers, chance, chances, opportunity, opportunities, failure, failed, social status, elite, elitesFailed cartoon 5 of 118
Three-Martini Breakfast
Failed cartoon 6 of 118
"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, effortsFailed cartoon 7 of 118
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
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deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failingFailed cartoon 8 of 118
Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
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sign, signs, signage, door sign, closure, closed, close, fails, fail, failed, failure, failures, bankrupt, bankruptcy, economy, economic, recession, small business, small businesses, dining, diner, diners, restaurants, restaurant, shut down, shut-down, shutdown, food, eating, eatery, cafe, rude, rudeness, frank, frankness, brusque, school of hard knocks, hard knocks, service, service industry, cateringFailed cartoon 9 of 118
"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."
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executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, work, workers, working, working world, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer, genius, geniuses, resume, resumes, ego, egotist, egotistical, failure, failed, failures, recoup, recouping, trust, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, rely, relying, running away, run away, runawayFailed cartoon 10 of 118
Still hemorrhaging; NBC cancels "The Cheeseheads"
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cheesehead, cheeseheads, cheese, cheese, entertainment, entertain, entertaining, cancel, cancelled, cancelling, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, fail, failed, failure, failures, food, foods, family, familiesFailed cartoon 11 of 118
"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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hell, welcome to hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, fire, flame, flames, new arrival, death, dead, money, gambling, gambler, gamblers, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, game, games, won, winning the lottery, million, millions, million dollars, fortune, unlucky, lucky, fortunate, unfortunate, good luck, bad luck, bad day, worst day, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, poor, man, men, psychology, failure, failed, stress, stressful, unfulfilled dreamsFailed cartoon 12 of 118
Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives
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kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, talking animal, talking animals, actor, actors, big budget, budget, exec, executive, executives, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, box office, flop, box office flop, box-office, entertainment, failure, failed, battle, battled, argue, argued, antagonise, antagonise, threaten, threatened, versus, vs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, hollywood, director, directors, producer, producers, sales, profit, profits, overwhelm, overwhelmed, gang up, ganged upFailed cartoon 13 of 118
You Are Here
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business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businesperson, stock, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, bond, bonds, recession, recessions, double dip recessions, charts, charts, graph, graphs, stats, statistics, crash, crashes, fail, failed, failing, doing badly, you are here, locate, locating, location, locations, maps, map, city map, city mapsFailed cartoon 14 of 118
"I know he's in here somewhere!"
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baptism, baptize, baptise, baptising, baptizing, christening, christening, drown, drowns, drowning, drop, dropped, awkward, baby, babies, child, children, infant, infants, drop, dropped, church, churches, christian, christians, font, fonts, failed, failing, baptismal font, baptismal, christened, religions, religion, christianity, priest, priest, vicar, vicars, reverend, reverends, lost, losing, losesFailed cartoon 15 of 118
"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, resisting, resistance, activist, activists, activism, non-violent, nonviolent, peaceful, protest, protests, protesting, civil disobedience, union, unions, strike, strikes, striking, floppy, failing, failure, failedFailed cartoon 16 of 118
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
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wunderkind, wunderkinds, child prodigy, child prodigies, fail, failed, failure, failures, party, parties, introduction, introductions, success, successful, genius, geniuses, children, child, kid, kids, smart, intelligent, flop, flops, psychologyFailed cartoon 17 of 118
A panhandler holds a sign that reads "Followed my bliss".
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homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, living on the streets, hobo, hobos, street person, street people, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, sign, signs, follow your dreams, follow your bliss, follow your passion, happiness, bliss, life, philosophy, passion, millennial, millennials, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, small business, small businesses, failure, failed, bankrupt, bankruptcy, modern life, catchphrase, catchphrases, wordplay, word playFailed cartoon 18 of 118
Playpen escape hatch.
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toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, escape, escapes, escape hatch, escape hatches, trapdoor, trapdoors, playpen, playpens, terrible twos, terrible 2s, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, failed, failure, failures, escape attempt, escape attemptsFailed cartoon 19 of 118
"Dumb it up."
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writer, writers, publications, publication, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, insult, insulting, insulted, dumb it down, dumbing it down, dumbed down, incompetent, incompetence, agent, agents, bad writer, bad writers, proof, proofs, proof reading, proof reader, proof readers, book, books, unintelligent, manuscript, manuscripts, notes, getting notes, failed, failing, failures, failureFailed cartoon 20 of 118
Bad Lifeguard
Failed cartoon 21 of 118
"All right, spit it out and let's try again."
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lion, lions, tamer, tamers, lion tamer, lion tamers, lion-tamer, lion-tamers, circus, circuses, head, heads, decapitate, headless, danger, dangerous, train, training, trains, trick, tricks, entertain, entertainment, practice, practise, try again, fail, failed, show, shows, travelling showFailed cartoon 22 of 118
The Adventures Of Normalman
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superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, hero, heroes, heroic, heroically, adventure, adventures, adventured, fall, falling, falls, fail, failed, fly, flies, flying, normal, average, everyday, every-day, normal, failed, failure, failures, normality, fail, fails, banal, bored, boring, unusual, play on words, word play, word-play, underwhelmed, underwhelming, realism, realistic, slapstick, slap stick, prat fall, prat-fallFailed cartoon 23 of 118
NATURE WALK
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walk, walking walks, treadmill, tread mill, running machine, running machine, plant, plants, nature, natural, nature walk, natures, fail, failed, doing it wrong, misguided, misunderstood, treadmills, tread mills, inside, indoors, plant, plant pot, pot, plantsFailed cartoon 24 of 118
Power Up
Failed cartoon 25 of 118
"So much for that publicity stunt."
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tree, trees, forest, forests, if a tree falls in the forest, though experiment, thought experiments, philosophical, publicity, publicity stunt, publicity stunts, promotion, promotions, self-promotion, promotional stunt, promotional stunts, public relations, pr, audience, bad idea, pointless, useless, failed, failure, failuresMore cartoons with the keyword 'failed'