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Failure Cartoons
Failure cartoon 1 of 114
"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."
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restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pasta, fettuccine, order, orders, ordering, pos system, pos systems, point of sale, system, systems, system failure, problem, problems, computer, computers, issue, issues, cooking, serving, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, failure, failures, modern life, restaurant problems, restaurant issues, technologyFailure cartoon 2 of 114
"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
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cat, cats, dog, dogs, enemy, enemies, natural enemies, success, successes, vindictive, vindictiveness, petty, pettiness, revenge, avenge, get revenge, getting revenge, schadenfreude, fail, fails, failure, failures, zero sum, zero sum game, zero sum gamesFailure cartoon 3 of 114
"Well, I have to tell your publisher something."
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, balloon, balloon, deflated, deflation, deflated balloon, deflated balloons, publish, publishers, fail, failed, failing, writers block, writer's block, uninspired, inspiration, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, failure, failures, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downsFailure cartoon 4 of 114
"A banker, eh? Can you make a living at that?"
Failure cartoon 5 of 114
"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."
Failure cartoon 6 of 114
"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."
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incompetence, incompetent, fired, laid off, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, lost job, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, hiring manager, hiring managers, outsource, outsourcing, outsourced, recognition, fail, failure, failed, failing, bad employee, employee, employees, ex employee, ex employees, employer, employers, making cuts, budget cuts, office, officesFailure cartoon 7 of 114
"Once, years ago, I gave a sucker an even break, but it didn't work out."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, sucker, suckers, chance, chances, opportunity, opportunities, failure, failed, social status, elite, elitesFailure cartoon 8 of 114
"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."
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recovery, economic recovery, chance, chances, lotto ticket, lotto tickets, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, fail, fails, failure, failures, failing business, failing businesses, profit, profits, falling profit, falling profits, demand, shrinking market, shrinking markets, demand curve, lower, lowers, lowering, loweredFailure cartoon 9 of 114
Surprise Party
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surprise, surprises, bad news, ugly surprise, ugly surprises, pregnancy, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, cancer, malignant, malignancy, divorce, divorces, surprise party, surprise parties, birthday party, birthday parties, flunk, flunks, fired, firing, firings, unexpected, news, shock, shocks, shocking, surprising, unfortunateFailure cartoon 10 of 114
"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."
Failure cartoon 11 of 114
"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."
Failure cartoon 12 of 114
"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, storybook, storybooks, storybook romance, storybook romances, textbook case, textbooks cases, boring, dull, unexciting, stale, stagnant, stable, stability, romance, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, stages of a relationship, transformed, changed, change, transformation, transformations, changes, psychology, failure, failures, writing, book, books, literatureFailure cartoon 13 of 114
All of my hopes and dreams, crushed, served on a bun.
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hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, working class, working classes, hopes and dreams, crushed, crushing, street cart, street carts, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, fail, fails, failure, failuresFailure cartoon 14 of 114
Failures.
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failing, failure, failures, pavlov, experiment, experiments, behavior, behaviour, classical conditioning, conditioning, animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, bird, birds, plant, plants, houseplant, houseplantsFailure cartoon 15 of 114
Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
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sign, signs, signage, door sign, closure, closed, close, fails, fail, failed, failure, failures, bankrupt, bankruptcy, economy, economic, recession, small business, small businesses, dining, diner, diners, restaurants, restaurant, shut down, shut-down, shutdown, food, eating, eatery, cafe, rude, rudeness, frank, frankness, brusque, school of hard knocks, hard knocks, service, service industry, cateringFailure cartoon 16 of 114
"Mr. Saltee"
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desert, deserts, warm, sun, sunny, desserts, dessert, food, ice cream van, ice cream vans, ice cream truck, ice cream truck, van, vans, truck, trucks, dead, death, skeleton, skeletons, salt, salt shaker, salt cellar, salt shakers, salt cellars, thirst, thirsty, bad business ideas, bad ideas, bad idea, bad business idea, doomed to fail, failure, failFailure cartoon 17 of 114
"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."
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executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, work, workers, working, working world, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer, genius, geniuses, resume, resumes, ego, egotist, egotistical, failure, failed, failures, recoup, recouping, trust, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, rely, relying, running away, run away, runawayFailure cartoon 18 of 114
Still hemorrhaging; NBC cancels "The Cheeseheads"
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cheesehead, cheeseheads, cheese, cheese, entertainment, entertain, entertaining, cancel, cancelled, cancelling, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, fail, failed, failure, failures, food, foods, family, familiesFailure cartoon 19 of 114
"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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hell, welcome to hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, fire, flame, flames, new arrival, death, dead, money, gambling, gambler, gamblers, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, game, games, won, winning the lottery, million, millions, million dollars, fortune, unlucky, lucky, fortunate, unfortunate, good luck, bad luck, bad day, worst day, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, poor, man, men, psychology, failure, failed, stress, stressful, unfulfilled dreamsFailure cartoon 20 of 114
Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives
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kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, talking animal, talking animals, actor, actors, big budget, budget, exec, executive, executives, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, box office, flop, box office flop, box-office, entertainment, failure, failed, battle, battled, argue, argued, antagonise, antagonise, threaten, threatened, versus, vs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, hollywood, director, directors, producer, producers, sales, profit, profits, overwhelm, overwhelmed, gang up, ganged upFailure cartoon 21 of 114
"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, legal system, justice system, judicial system, harshest critic, harshest critics, self-criticism, critic, critics, critical, criticism, criticising, criticizing, failure, failures, ego, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self-esteem, self-confidence, ego, moral relativism, moral judgement, moral judgements, judgement, judgements, psychology, mental healthFailure cartoon 22 of 114
"I was great in high school."
Failure cartoon 23 of 114
"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, job satisfaction, overworked, overwork, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, self worth, self-worth, self-esteem, cubism, abstract art, failure, failures, failing, work life balance, work-life balance, criticise, criticising, disapprove, disapprovingFailure cartoon 24 of 114
"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, resisting, resistance, activist, activists, activism, non-violent, nonviolent, peaceful, protest, protests, protesting, civil disobedience, union, unions, strike, strikes, striking, floppy, failing, failure, failedFailure cartoon 25 of 114
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
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wunderkind, wunderkinds, child prodigy, child prodigies, fail, failed, failure, failures, party, parties, introduction, introductions, success, successful, genius, geniuses, children, child, kid, kids, smart, intelligent, flop, flops, psychologyMore cartoons with the keyword 'failure'