Failures Cartoons

Failures Cartoons

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"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

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"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

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Surprise Party

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"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

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Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

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"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."

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"So far, all my internships have just segued to other internships."

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Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO

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"I'm sorry, I guess they just wanted it more."

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"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

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Flopsy wakes up one day and suddenly realizes why she never succeeded at anything.

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"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."

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"Now what?"

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"Bad dog!"

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"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."

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Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

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All of my hopes and dreams, crushed, served on a bun.

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"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."

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"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."

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"We planned to go out for a birthday dinner, but he's decided he'd rather celebrate by staying home and obsessing about what he's failed to accomplish over the past forty years."

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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."

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"O.K., I'll explain it one more time. Sometimes even very successful careers come to an end, and you have to teach the things you were once paid to do in order to make rent."

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"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

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"Lord knows we're given McCauley enough rope. Why hasn't he hung himself?"

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