"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.
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A subway to Coney Island.
Guess your weight-related illness.
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"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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A truck saying "Fairtax Van Lines - Voting with your feet?" drives down the road.
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"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."
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Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
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"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
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"My client demands that he be treated no better than any other celebrity."
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Income inequality vs Income Diversity.
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"O.K., but don't call me again until you have something more specific than 'Life isn't fair.'"
Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
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"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."
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"take your best shot, counselor."
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"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
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Tags:refund, refunds, no refunds, amusement park, amusement parks, fair, fairs, theme park, theme parks, funfair, funfairs, theme park ride, theme parks rides, funfair ride, funfair rides, water park, water parks, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointed, disappointing, unlucky, relationship, love, modern life, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splitting ups
Heigh-ho,heigh-ho, Snow White Hits The Big Five-O
"I think the Elvis business has just about run its course."
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"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
Tags:funfair, funfairs, fun fairs, fun airs, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, themepark, themeparks, shooting range, shooting ranges, duck, ducks, house of horrors, stall, stalls, slaughter house, slaughter houses, pigs to slaughter, hunter, hunters, hunting, blood sport, blood sports, shooting, shooter, shooters, trick, trickery, tricked, deceive, deceptions, deceived, deceptions, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists