"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
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Transformed in a Business Woman
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The Lawyer Fairy
"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"
"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull
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Folk o' the Wee
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"And I don't seem any closer to figuring out why I'm not granting my own wishes."
The Tooth Ferret
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"Three wishes less commission."
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"The wattle fairy came again last night."
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"It's the closure fairy."
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Pixieland- The Cabinet
"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
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"I heard he came into money and moved to a portobello."
"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."
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"Peter Pan isn't as young as he looks."
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"Believe me, there's a difference between fairy dust and pixie dust, but this is gravel from your driveway."
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"It's been moved and seconded, Cartwright, that we clap if we believe in fairies."
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"Is three blind mice one with or three?"
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"Granted, from now on they'll fetch."
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."
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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.