"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.
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A subway to Coney Island.
Guess your weight-related illness.
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Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
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"Step right up and save a baby whale's life."
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
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Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, innocent, plea bargain, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, late, fatigued, tired, bell, decision, decisions, game, games, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, high striker, high strikers, strongman game, strongman games, strength tester, strength testers, gavel, gavels, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, hit, strength, strong, luck, lucky, lazy, random, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, sentences, unfair
"take your best shot, counselor."
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"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
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Tags:refund, refunds, no refunds, amusement park, amusement parks, fair, fairs, theme park, theme parks, funfair, funfairs, theme park ride, theme parks rides, funfair ride, funfair rides, water park, water parks, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointed, disappointing, unlucky, relationship, love, modern life, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splitting ups
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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"Thiiiings! Things instead of money!"
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"Your thirty-five years of hard work, sacrifice, and devotion to duty won't go unrewarded, Erickson - go ahead and pick a duck."
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Line for a funnel cake stand.
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"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."
Tags:theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, fairground, fairgrounds, fair, fairs, golden parachute, corporate ladder, businessmen, businessman, sat, s.a.t., college, colleges, graduate school, success story, ambition, ambitions, corporate culture, ambitious, goal, goals, career, careers
An in amusement park shooting gallery aims at targets labelled Westhampton, Easthampton, & Bridgehampton
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"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."
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Guess your sperm count
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Sideshow of the future.
Tags:sideshows, sideshow, circus, circuses, fair, fairs, fayre, fayres, exhibition, exhibitions, exhibits, exhibit, future, futuristic, satire, satirical, freak, freakish, freaks, freakshow, modern life, modern-life, families, family, technology, technologies, progress, progresses, generations, generational, show, shows, travelling-show, travelling show
Tags:limo, limos, stretch limo, stretch limos, limousine, limousines, stretch-limo, stretch-limos, bumper car, bumper cars, dodgem, dodgems, funfair, funfairs, carnival, carnival, fair, fairs, pointless, pointless, pointlessness, amusement park, amusement parks, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
"Then, business is bad all over."
Waterfall of Disappointment