Rapunzel in the Morning
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"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
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"I did all my own stunts."
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Transformed in a Business Woman
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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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The Lawyer Fairy
"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"
Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull
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Folk o' the Wee
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"And I don't seem any closer to figuring out why I'm not granting my own wishes."
"Thank goodness he was wearing a condom."
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The Tooth Ferret
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"Three wishes less commission."
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"The wattle fairy came again last night."
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"It's the closure fairy."
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Pixieland- The Cabinet
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Hansel and Grendel
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Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse
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"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
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"I heard he came into money and moved to a portobello."
"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."
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"Peter Pan isn't as young as he looks."
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"Believe me, there's a difference between fairy dust and pixie dust, but this is gravel from your driveway."
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"It's been moved and seconded, Cartwright, that we clap if we believe in fairies."
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