Snow White and the 24/7 Dwarfs
"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
"I think they should appoint a special prosecutor to see how we got into this mess."
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"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."
"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."
"And I don't seem any closer to figuring out why I'm not granting my own wishes."
"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"
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"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."
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"I've done all I can do."
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"That's what I mean by going the extra mile."
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"No guarantees, right?"
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"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."
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"Do all boys go through a beanstalk phase?"
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Goldilocks and the Three Gummi Bears
"Peter Pan isn't as young as he looks."
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Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp
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"It's true. You were actually born a beautiful princess, but you were given to us to be brought up... and there's not a damned thing you can do about it!"
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The Eight Original Dwarves
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"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
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"Dear UPS, buzzer is broken. Please shout loudly and I will let down my hair."
"I don't do wishes by committee."
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