Fairy Stories Cartoons

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

Snow White and the 24/7 Dwarfs

"I did all my own stunts."

Transformed in a Business Woman

Snow White and the Wicked Queen submit the fairness question to binding arbitration.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."

"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"

"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"

Sticky Note Trail

Fairy Tales get Product Placement

"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."

"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."

"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Old woman who lived in a shoe hangs a huge sock out to dry on a clothesline.

The Princess And The Watermelon

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"Due to market fluctuations, magic beans were a safer bet."

"Never!"