"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."
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Beauty and the Beast
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Snow White and the 24/7 Dwarfs
"I did all my own stunts."
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Transformed in a Business Woman
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Snow White and the Wicked Queen submit the fairness question to binding arbitration.
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."
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Snow White and her Seven people.
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"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."
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"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"
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"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"
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Sticky Note Trail
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Fairy Tales get Product Placement
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"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
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"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."
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Old woman who lived in a shoe hangs a huge sock out to dry on a clothesline.
The Princess And The Watermelon
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"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."
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"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"Due to market fluctuations, magic beans were a safer bet."
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