Fairy Tale Cartoons

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."

"I'm not huffing and puffing. I'm foreclosing."

Snow White and the 24/7 Dwarfs

"I did all my own stunts."

Transformed in a Business Woman

"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"

Snow White and the Wicked Queen submit the fairness question to binding arbitration.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."

Rapunzel's Short-Lived Relationship With Icarus

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

"The axe is falling! The axe is falling!"

"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."

"I think they should appoint a special prosecutor to see how we got into this mess."

"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."

"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."

"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"