"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."
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Beauty and the Beast
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Rapunzel in the Morning
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"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."
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"I'm not huffing and puffing. I'm foreclosing."
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Snow White and the 24/7 Dwarfs
"I did all my own stunts."
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Transformed in a Business Woman
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"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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Snow White and the Wicked Queen submit the fairness question to binding arbitration.
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
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"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."
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Rapunzel's Short-Lived Relationship With Icarus
"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."
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Snow White and her Seven people.
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"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."
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"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."
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"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
"The axe is falling! The axe is falling!"
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"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."
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"I think they should appoint a special prosecutor to see how we got into this mess."
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"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."
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"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."
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"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"