"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."
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little match girl, diversify, diversification, diversifications, diversified, business model, business models, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, bedtime story, bedtime stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, morality tale, morality tales, business studies"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, poem, poems, poetry, children's story, children's stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, shoe, shoes, boot, boots, footwear, lace, laces, shoelace, shoelaces, landmark, landmarks, landmark commission, landmark commissions, historical landmark, historical landmarks, historical, history, historical building, historical buildings, heritage, heritage building, heritage buildings, conservation, commission, commissions, real estate, property, properties, architecture, architect, architects, ton of bricks, old woman, old women, preservation, protection, change"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, emperor, emperors, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, plate, plates, dish, dishes, empty, invisible, new, cuisine, word play, wordplaySnow White and the Wicked Queen submit the fairness question to binding arbitration.
Snow White and her Seven people.
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snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entourages"The axe is falling! The axe is falling!"
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, firing, lay offs, laying off, unemployment, termination, downsizing, cut backs, warning, warnings, panic, panicking, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, axes, axes, getting the axe, waiting for the axe to fall, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay"I think they should appoint a special prosecutor to see how we got into this mess."
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pied piper of hamelin, pied piper, folkstory, folk story, folklore, folk lore, special prosecutor, special prosecutors, fairtale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, special counsel, special counsels, independent prosecutor, independent prosecutors, independent counsel, independent counsels, political unrest, political scandal, political scandals, rat catcher, ratcatcher, rat-catcher, rat catchers, rat-catchers, special investigation, special inquiry, political inquiry"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."
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glass slipper, glass slippers, cinderella, the little glass slipper, folktale, folk tale, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, prince, princes, royal, royals, relationship, relationships, realistic, aggravating, aggravates, aggravated, royalty, story, stories, lit, glass shoe, glass shoes, true love, love"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.
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rapunzel, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, book, books, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, book character, book characters, film, films, movie, movies, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, snaking the drain, drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, unclogging, unclogging the drain, hair, long hair, long hair problems, girl, girls, woman, women, females, girl problems, female problemsLittle Red Riding Carpet
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wolf, wolves, little red riding hood, little red riding, little red, big bad wolf, hollywood, celebrity, celebrities, red carpet, movie, movies, film, films, filming, act, acting, acts, work, working, actor, actress, actors, actresses, fairytale, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytales, fantasy, folk tale, folk tales, parody, parodyingA chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, technology, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, warning, warnings, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, panic, panics, panicking"You sold our cow for magical beanbags?"
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farm, farms, cattle, cow, cows, family, families, beanbag, beanbags, chair, chairs, magic beans, magic, magical, jack and the beanstalk, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"
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bobbitt procedure, bobbittmania, bobbittized punishment, bobbittize, three blind mice, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, mouse, mice, farmer's wife, tail, tails, domestic violence, domestic abuse, assault, assaultsA giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
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giant, giants, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, police officer, police officers, policemen, policeman, line-up, police line-up, identity parade, line-ups, police line-ups, identity parades, identify, identifying, identifies, point out, fairytale, fairytales, fantasy, fantastical, mythical creature, mythical creatures"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, boy, boys, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, story time, storytime, night, nighttime, reading, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, story, stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literature, children's story, children's stories, read, reader, readers, protect, protection, security, safe, safety, believe, belief, beliefs, pretend, make-believe"He's sorry, Your Honor, and he's decided to devote himself to making a difference in pigs' lives."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, animal, animals, wolf, wolves, pig, pigs, three little pigs, guilt, guilty, sorry, remorse, remorseful, psychology, making a difference, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, big bad wolf, fable, fables"Do you know a good taxidermist?"
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dragon, dragons, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, princess, princesses, knight, knights, slay, slays, slew, slayed, mounting, mounted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescues, cave, caves, trophy, trophies, prince, princes, fantasy, fairytale, fairy tale, fairytales, fairy tales"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
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history, historical, medieval, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royalty, demanding, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, nagging, angry, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, armor, armour, suit of armor, suit of armour, weapon, weapons, spear, spears, lance, lances, damsel in distress, rescuing, saving, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, woman, women, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts"Like that?"
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dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsel, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, damsel in distress, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversal"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
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mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, story, stories, children's story, children's stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, rhyme, rhymes, character, characters, animal, animals, sheep, talking animal, talking animals, mary, lamb, lambs, little lamb, fleece, white, grey, gray, gray hair, gray hairs, grey hair, grey hairs, silver, hair, old age, ageing, aging, growing old, growing older, going gray, going grey, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, dating, couple, couples, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, split, dump, dumpedOld woman who lived in a shoe hangs a huge sock out to dry on a clothesline.