Fairytales Cartoons

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Snow White and the 24/7 Dwarfs

"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"

Snow White and the Wicked Queen submit the fairness question to binding arbitration.

Snow White and her Seven people.

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

"The axe is falling! The axe is falling!"

"I think they should appoint a special prosecutor to see how we got into this mess."

"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."

"Let's get Junkie—he'll know what to do!"

"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.

Little Red Riding Carpet

"You sold our cow for magical beanbags?"

"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."

"He's sorry, Your Honor, and he's decided to devote himself to making a difference in pigs' lives."

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Like that?"

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Old woman who lived in a shoe hangs a huge sock out to dry on a clothesline.