"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
Tags:m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements
"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
Tags:look-alike, look-alikes, look alike, lookalikes, look alikes, lookalike, knockoff, knockoffs, cocktail party, cocktail parties, designer label, designer labels, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, bargain bucket, bargain buckets, twin, twins, introduce, introducing, introduction, introductions, low price, low price, shopper, shoppers, shopping, reproduction, reproductions, fake, fakes, replica, replicas, imitation, imitations, jump on the bandwagon, jumping on the bandwagon, trend, trends, following trends, fashions, modern life
Hoax Ethnic Food
Tags:hoax, hoaxes, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, food stall, food stalls, food stand, food stands, new york, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds, fraudster, fraudsters, ethnic food, ethnic foods, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, business idea, business plan, money maker, money spinner
"Nice little touch of humility!"
"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
Exposed as a fraud.
"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
Tags:poser, posers, phony, phonies, discontent, discontents, dog, dogs, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, animal, animals, talking animal, post, postal, postal service, postman, postmen, post man, post office, media, media watchdog, watchdog, watch dog, pun, puns, guard, guard dog, pretense, pretenses, pretence, protest, protests, protesting, bark, barks, barking, pretend, all talk, fake news, fake, ombudsman, media watchdog, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, modern media, corrupt media, politics, political
Tags:faux, hotel, hotels, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, vacation, vacations, vacationing, french, france, road trip, road trips, con, cons, con artist, con artists, false, false front, false fronts, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, set, sets, village, villages
"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."
Tags:threaten, threat, threatened, threatens, connection, connections, ties, tie, connected, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, poser, posing, pose, posed, fake, faker, pathetic, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts
"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art, vase, vases, antique, antiques, priceless, original, accident, accidents, broken, smashed, damaged, copy, copies, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, fix, problem, problems, mistake, mistakes, replace, replacement, replacements, gift shop, gift shops, director, directors, security, security guard, security guards, cover-up, cover-ups, cover up, cover ups, deception
Mannequin in office cubicle.
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, mannequin, mannequins, fake, fakes, stand in, stand ins, monotony, monotonous, corporate machine, the corporate machine, daily grind, shop dummy, shop dummies
"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, law enforcement, magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, complain, complaints, complaint, fraud, fake, faker, fakers, scam, sawing a woman in half, magician's assistant, magician's assistants, magic show, magic shows
"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
Tags:prince, princes, online dating, dating, online, internet, internet dating, scam, scams, scammer, catfish, catfishing, catfisher, catfishers, cat-fishing, cat-fish, cat-fisher, cat-fishing, fake, false, profile, profiles, date, women, woman, butler, butlers, dating site, dating sites, dating app, dating apps, relationship, relationships, looking for a partner, modern life, match, matches, too-good-to-be-true, too good to be true, unrealistic
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."
Tags:fire, fires, fireplace, fireplaces, hearth, hd, hd tv, hd video, tv, television, televisions, tvs, high def, high definition, yule, yule log, yule logs, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, christmas eve, log, logs, fake, false, useless, wood burning, burning wood, burning logs, logs burning, make-believe, make believe, pretend, pretending, video, videos, film, films, streaming, stream, technology, modern life, high-def, high-definition
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"
Tags:bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyers
"It's all become so Disneyfied."
Tags:disneyfication, fish, sea, ocean, gentrification, censor, censorship, safe, editing, natural world, environmental destruction, safe entertainment, man made environments, man made environments, mermaid, mermaids, nature, natural world, sellout, sellouts, selling out, sold out, authentic, authenticity, inauthentic, fake, fakes, tourist trap, tourist traps, tourist, tourism, corporate, big corporation, mega corporation
"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
Tags:devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, satanic, deal with the devil, dealing with the devil, sins, meeting, meetings, human resources, hr, h r, media, big business, business, corporate, political, politics, politically, politically charged, appearances, realities, reality, metaphor, metaphors, executive, executives, management, managers, big business, corporations, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, evil, evilly, evils, money, wealth, wealthy, positive image, public relations, pr, p r, pr management, spin, spin doctor, rhetoric, fake, phony, phonies, lies, fake news, critique, critical, critic
"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"
Tags:returning home, coming home, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, artificial reality, augmented reality, virtual reality, reality, imaginary, imagination, real, fake, false, imagined, unreal, fantasy, absent husband, absent husbands, work-a-holic, work-a-holics, workaholic, workaholics, working overtime, overtime, businessman, businessmen, office life
"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
Tags:moon, the moon, full moon, the full moon, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, moon cycle, the moon cycle, moon phases, fake, fakes, trick, tricks, fact checking, fact checker, fact checkers, by the book
"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, easter, easter bunny, easter bunnies, easter rabbit, easter rabbits, chocolate, chocolates, candy, sweets, chocolate bunny, chocolate bunnies, food, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, dating, false, fake, misleading, mistake, mistakes, mistake identity
"Is oversleeping a real thing?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, sleeping, cat nap, cat naps, nap, naps, napping, oversleeping, nonexistent, fake, fictional, imaginary, real, reality
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.
Tags:modern art, abstract art, modern artists, modern artist, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art theft, plagiarism, fake, fakes, pretentious, pretentiousness, art student, art students, copycat, copycats, pretension, plagiarism, copying artwork, wasting time, postmodernism, contemporary art, modernism