"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."
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threaten, threat, threatened, threatens, connection, connections, ties, tie, connected, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, poser, posing, pose, posed, fake, faker, pathetic, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
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police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, law enforcement, magic, magician, magicians, magic trick, magic tricks, complain, complaints, complaint, fraud, fake, faker, fakers, scam, sawing a woman in half, magician's assistant, magician's assistants, magic show, magic shows"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"
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bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyersLess Than Superheros
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hero, heroes, super hero, super heroes, superhero, superheroes, word play, word plays, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, comic book characters, comic book character, knockoff, knockoffs, idiom, idioms, imposter, imposters, impostor, impostors, fake, fakes, faker, phoney, phony, phoneys, phonies, film, films, movies, movie, movie characters, movie character, film character, film characters, action movies, action movie, comic book movies, comic book movie"I've noticed you've taken to wearing a lab coat lately. May I ask the reason why?"
"In the flesh? I thought you were apocryphal."
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first meeting, first meetings, introduction, introductions, open night, open nights, private viewing, private viewings, private show, private shows, writer, writers, author, authors, artist, artists, apocryphal, in the flesh, authenticity, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, insult, insults, nom de plume"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."
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drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken night, drunken nights, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, walk the walk, talk the talk, in-group, in-groups, in-crowd, in-crowds, bartender, bartenders, bartending, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, club, clubs, poser, posers, poseur, poseurs, authenticity, inauthentic, faker, fake, fakes, faking it, fake it, fakes it"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."
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police, cop, cops, visitor, visitors, visiting, badge, badges, police badge, police badges, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, paranoia, paranoid, cause for concern, concern, concerns, warrant, warrants, search warrant, sear warrants, search, searches, search and seizure, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, unlawful, officer, officers, inspection, inspections"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"
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surf, surfers, sport, sports, surfing, surfer dude, ocean, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, surfboard, surf-board, surf board, wave, waves, hang ten, sea, poser, pose, posed, fake, faker, all talk, faked, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, hobby, hobbyist, big mouth, mouthing off, relatable"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."
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show biz, show-biz, show business, movie, movies, film, films, actor, actors, actress, actresses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, phony, phonies, fake, faker, fakers, showboat, showboating, minister, ministers, priest, priests, justice of the peace, officiant, officiants, bride, brides, groom, grooms"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectationsFight Crime - Give Generously
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superhero, superheroes, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, crimes, fight crime, fighting crime, crime fighting, fraud, faker, fakers, con artist, con artists, con-artist, con-artists, homeless, homelessness, homeless people, homeless person, gaslight, gaslighting, self-interest, self-interested, handout, handouts, panhandle, panhandles, panhandler, panhandlers"O.K., O.K., ... I'm a prawn who made it big. Shrimp just sounds better."
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impostor, impostors, impersonation, impersonator, impersonators, phoney, phony, pretender, pretenders, fraud, food, shellfish, shrimp, shrimps, prawn, prawns, pretending, faker, fakers, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals"Be completely open with me. Remember I'm your imaginary psychiatrist."
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imaginary friend, imaginary friends, depression, depressed, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, charlatan, charlatans, fraud, frauds, fake, faker, fakers(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)
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charlatan, charlatans, fraud, frauds, phony, phonies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, impostor, impostors"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."
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dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, regret, regrets, regretful, regretting, life choices, mistake, mistakes, the real me, the real you, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, overthink, overthinker, overthinking, overthinkers, fake, faker, fakers, white lie, white lies"Eventually, people are going to notice our casaba melon's not getting any bigger."
"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
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privacy, privacy policy, privacy policies, policy, policies, private, online, internet, world wide web, website, social, social media, online presence, presence, businessmen, businessman, reality, reality gap, reality check, expectation, expectation versus reality, expectations vs reality, realities, alternate ego, alter ego, alter egos, fake, faker, persona, personas, work life, work life balance, avatar, avatars, introduction, introduce, introduced, introductions, businessmen, professional, professionals, network, networking, networks, modern, modern life, modern world, information age"Everybody sees right through your damned transparency."
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transparent, transparency, transparencies, see through you, seeing through you, look through you, looks through you, looking through you, fraud, fraudulent, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, faking it, tell off, tells off, telling off, cocktail party, cocktail parties, aggressive, aggressiveness, superficial, superficiality"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
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dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, delight, joy, joyful, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, come back, comes back, coming back, dog lover, dog lovers, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, suck up, sucks up, flatter, flatters, flattering, flatterer, flatterers"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
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dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, delight, joy, joyful, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, come back, comes back, coming back, dog lover, dog lovers, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, suck up, sucks up, flatter, flatters, flattering, flatterer, flatterers"Peter is completely fictitious, but he's extremely well written."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, phoney, phoneys, dating, single, single life, fake boyfriend, fake boyfriends, well written, perfect boyfriend, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, desperate, desperation, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, faker, fakers, faking, imaginary boyfriend, imaginary boyfriends, fictional character, fictional characters"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
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basement, basement dweller, basement dweller, live at home, living at home, lives at home, superhero, superheroes, parent, parents, parents' house, parents house, useless, worthless, non-contributor, non-contributors, non-contributing, loser, losers, millennial, millennials, generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, appearance, appearances, facade, facades, faker, fakers, faking, impressive, all show, comic, comics, comic book, comic books