Pushing Man Bookshelf
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
Tags:line, lines, wait, waits, waiting, in line, queue, queues, queuing, lemming, lemmings, cliff, cliffs, jump off a cliff, jumping off a cliff, wrong line, wrong lines, wrong queue, wrong queues, accident, accidents, accidental, fall, falls, falling, mistake, mistakes, pay for your mistake, paying for your mistake, mishap, mishaps, fallen, consequence, consequences, consequential, decision, decisions
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, manger, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, employee, employees, worker, workers, fired, firing, laying off, laid off, unemployed, employment, unemployment, clown, clowns, pratfall, pratfalls, fall, falls, falling, favour, favours, favor, favors, unhappy, sad, crying, office, offices, office life, embarrassing, last
"I hope this is enough fibre to get us through the winter."
Autumn: A Time for Reflection
Tags:phonetic, phonetics, autumn, fall, fall weather, contemplate, contemplates, contemplating, contemplation, reflect, reflects, reflecting, reflection, reflections, spelling, spell, spells, spelling issue, spelling issues, wonder, wonders, wondering, thought, thoughts, deep thought, deep thoughts, idle thought, idle thoughts
"Harrington challenges himself every day."
Go Back to New York
A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
Tags:autumn, fall, rake, rakes, raking, leaf, leaves, leaf pile, leaf piles, yardwork, yard work, garden, gardens, gardening, impatient, impatience, frustration, frustrations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, last leaf, october, november, chore, chores, front yard, front yards, shoot, shoots, gun culture, gun misuse, shotgun, shotguns, hair trigger, hair triggers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, take a fall, takes a fall, taking a fall, dive, dives, diving, fix, fixed, fixing, match fixing, boxing match, boxing matches, miscommunication, miscommunications, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misinterpreting, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, rigged, mafia, gamble, gambles, gambling, communication, prizefighter, prizefighters, prizefighting, boxing ring, boxing rings, corruption, athlete, athletes
"Please hug me."
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
"She's had work."
Tags:medical, medicine, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, work, beauty, fall, autumn, season, seasons, seasonal, leaf, leaves, brown, green, fresh, old, young, new, wrinkles, dead leaves, dead leaf, fitness, gossip, gossiping, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, modern life
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pepper, black pepper, pepper mill, pepper mills, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, fresh, fresh pepper, freshly ground pepper, leaf, leaves, raked, raking, season, seasons, seasonal, fall, autumn, offering
"Great fall, Josh!"
Tags:sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, ski resort, ski resorts, learning to ski, ski hill, ski hills, mountain, mountains, ski slope, ski slopes, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, encouraging, fall, falls, falling, positive, encouragement, praise, praising, winter sports, clumsy, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners
"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"
"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
Tags:september, fall, autumn, season, seasons, seasonal, month, months, road, roads, roadway, roadways, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, vehicle, vehicles, sign, signs, signage, short pants, shorts, short trousers, prohibited, banned, clothing, clothes, fashion, trend, trends, fad, fads, style, in-style, in-fashion, norms
"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, clock, clocks, time, daylight savings, daylight saving, season, seasons, fall backward, spring ahead, fall, autumn, spring
"Bert's inner core in spinning on its own."
Welcome to Lovers' Leap
Tags:lovers leap, assisted, unassisted, help, helpful, independent, assisted suicide, unassisted suicide, black humour, black humor, death, dead, end, dead end, doom, jump, jumps, jumping, leaping, leap, leaps, romantic tragedy, romantic tragedies, tragic, tragedy, fatal, fall, cliffs, high cliffs, downfall, direction, down