Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
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"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."
"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
Tags:playmate, playmates, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, giant, giants, accident, accidents, squish, squished, squash, squashed, crushed, fatal accident, fatal accidents, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, fall out, falling out, falls out, frenemy, frenemies, fatal, fantasy, reality, realities, fair weather friend, fair weather friends
"She'll be back."
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"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
Tags:car, car salesman, car salesmen, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used car, used cars, argument, arguments, fall out, falling out, dysfunctional families, kid, kids, back seat, backseat, row, row, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, are we there yet, special features, bonus features, add-on, add-ons, specification, specifications, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
Tags:newscaster, newscasters, news anchor, news anchors, anchor, anchors, anchors away, local news, local news team, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, arguing, fall out, falling out, falls out, weather report, weather reports, segment, segments, news segment, news segments, pun, puns, anchors aweigh
Chef Cake Topper
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"Honey, am I home?"
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, honey im home, honey i'm home, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, depression, depressed, depressive, depressive, falling out, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, sulk, sulking, getting home, coming home, living together, domestic, domestic argument, domestic arguments, marital dispute, marital dispute, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, husband and wife, husbands and wives
"Why isn't it O.K. for us to have different mirages?"
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"I told you ..... fasten your seat belt!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, jumping, hopping, falling, falling out, unsafe, dangerous, risky, driving, automobile safety, car safety, traffic safety, rules of the road, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, transportation, vehicle, vehicles, safety, protection, seatbelt, seatbelts, seat belt, seat belts, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, car seat, car seats, buckling up, fastening your seat belt, accident, accidents
"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.
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The Duel's Innocent Victims
"John, do you know anything about fighting a duel this morning?"
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What's Next for Ed?
Tags:ed rollins, 1990, bush, george bush, fall out, falls out, falling out, republican, republicans, campaign consultant, campaign consultants, rnc, republican national committee, disagreement, disagreements, budget deal, budget deals, consulting firm, consulting firms, retire, retires, retirement, retiring, career change, career changes
"I know I'm wrong, but I'm sure you can make me more wrong."
Tags:domestic, domestics, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, marriage spats, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, wrong, wrongness, in the wrong, digging a hole, digging yourself a hole, falling out, falling-out, disagreement, disagreements, guilty conscience, guilty consciences
"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"
Tags:grocer, grocers, green grocer, green grocers, fruit and veg stall, shop, store, shops, stores, 1920s, 1930s, 1940s, vintage, angry, mad, conflict, fruit, veg, vegetables, boycott, boycotting, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, patronage, patron, patrons, local economy, local business, falling out
The tooth fairy has that dream where all her teeth fall out.
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"So you've been following the European elections, too?"
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"I'm unfriending you."