"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."
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"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
Sisyphus' baseball game
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"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
For Their Own Good.
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"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"
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"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."
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"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."
"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"
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The "This Item Not Sold In Any Store" Store
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"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
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"Well, this initial test suggests that the authenticity of your Rembrandt may be questionable."
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"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."
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"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."
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"The stories are false. The names are real to stimulate sales."
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"Woof." "I'm going to have to see some identification."
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"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
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"You weren't supposed to see this."