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"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."
"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."
"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."
"You're taking my blatant lies out of context."