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"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."

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"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

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"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

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"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

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"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

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Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

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"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

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"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

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"Hi, Dad. Investment banking wasn't that great after all."

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"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

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Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

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Family cartoon 12 of 987

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Family applauding father

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Family cartoon 13 of 987

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The Male Biological Clock.

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"And what's the story behind the story?"

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Family cartoon 15 of 987

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"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

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"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

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"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

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"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

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Family cartoon 19 of 987

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"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

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Family cartoon 20 of 987

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"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

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Family cartoon 21 of 987

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"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

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Family cartoon 22 of 987

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"Act your birth order!"

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Family cartoon 23 of 987

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"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

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Family cartoon 24 of 987

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"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."

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"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."

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