"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."
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portable dvd, portable dvds, portable tv, portable tvs, phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, distraction, distractions, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, family life, road trip, road trips, road-trip, road-trips, journey, journeys, family-life, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays"Ted Burton! How are you? How's my ex-wife? My kids? My dog?"
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antidepressant, antidepressants, anti-depressant, anti-depressants, happy pill, happy pills, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, family life, family-life, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, insecurity, insecurities, security, self esteem, mental health, mental illness, mental illnesses, mental state, mental statesTheories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'
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dependency issue, dependency issues, dependency, dependencies, apron strings, apron strings, newborn, newborns, toddler, toddlers, family life, family-life, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, separation anxiety, separation anxieties, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, babysit, parenting style, parenting styles"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."
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