"Will you be needing any more repressed sexual tension before I leave for the day, sir?"
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"They never saw it coming."
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"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"
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American Gothic: I Love NY
Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.
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"I just finished it. It's yours for three dollars and fifty cents."
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"Dr. Gachet, call your office."
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"Never mind why. Just watch her until I get back."
Nude Defending a Staircase
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"My girl left me for another Edward Hopper painting."
The Home Birth of Venus
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ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:
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"Notice how her eyes follow your bluetooth-enabled visitor badges around the room."
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Around the horn with Henri Matisse
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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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The Dentists By Munch
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Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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"Thomas! Did Judas put you up to that?"
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"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."
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"And you can also see Rodin's lesser-known 'The Watcha Thinkin Bout-er'."
Gillian, Barry, and the Price of a Small Braque
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Artists At The Auto Show
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"Well, you're no masterpiece yourself."
Rene Magritte vs. Betty Crocker
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Picasso: The Early Years
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