"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."
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"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
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"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"
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"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."
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'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."
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"What did people do before they could read about the same handful of famous people over and over again?"
"We only ask that you be discreet around the celebrities."
"I think he was a celebrity."
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"Would you sign this for me?"
"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."
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"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"
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Maps to the house arrests of the stars
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"I'm still working on mt childhood memories."
"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."
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"Ticks get all the publicity these days."
"He will be greatly missed, both on and off the screen."
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"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."
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"You now face the final challenge- ordeal by media."
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"I was focussing on the deficit, then I was focussing on Medicare, but right now I'm focussing on Nicole Kidman."
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"Sure I remember you. Have a Nice Day, right? I thought you were dead."
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"I don't want to sit so close to the stage that the actors can see my eyes glaze over."
"You have such a familiar face. Who did it?"
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"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."
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