Fan Cartoons

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"Sound good to me. Of course, I've never heard Wynton Marsalis."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"You have Obama mania."

"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"

"I'm not much of a baseball-strike fan. I'm more of a hockey-strike fan."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Currently Boston

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"I'm a big fan of your work."

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

"First time, long time."

"I'm so happy-she called me by my first name!"

"I'm big in Japan."