"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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escargot, snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, terminology, term, terms, fancy, mollusk, mollusks, mollusc, molluscs, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, gross-out, eat, eats, eating, garden snail, garden snails, fancy restaurant, french cuisine, french, euphemisms, mask, masks, masking, appetizing, appetising, unappetizing, unappetising"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, doggos, doggo, posh, human, fancy, intelligent, sophisticated, go out, subvert, expectations, expectation, family, families, family pet, top dog, unrealistic, surprising, surprised, going out, let the dog out, let the dogs out, let dog out"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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date, dating, first date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, hamptons, long island, new york, upper class, fancy, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, wealthy, wealthy people, rich, rich people, traffic, traffic jam, bumper to bumper, holiday traffic, summer traffic, beach, beaches, expensive, flashy, bad traffic, hamptons traffic, new york traffic, long island traffic, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, holiday, holidaysZagat-rated.
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food guide, food guides, restaurant guide, restaurant guides, eat out, eats out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, dog, dogs, dog food, kibble, biscuit, zagat rating, zagat rating, upper class, upper classes, dog food, fancy, fancy food, cuisine, food snob, food snobs, foodie, foodiesThe Specials
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special, daily special, daily specials, mother, mom, moms, parent, parents, mothers, packed lunch, packed lunch, tuna salad sandwich, tuna salad, tuna salad sandwiches, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, pretentious, pretentiousness, description, descriptions, lunch special, lunch specials, fancy, fancy food, fancy foods"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
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bug, bugs, insect, insects, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, status, status change, status changes, term, terms, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, study of bugs, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, fancy, highfalutin, pretentious, pretentiousness, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobby"How soon do you need these?"
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tailor, tailors, tailored, tailoring, dryer, dryers, drying, pants, trousers, suit, suits, fancy, formal wear, emergency, emergencies, dry-clean, dry-cleans, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, speedy, hurry, hurries, hurrying, minor emergency, minor emergencies, stain, stains, staining, dumb question, dumb questions, obvious question, obvious questions"I understood it was to be appropriately garnished."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, menu, menus, fish, unhappy, unsatisfied, unsatisfactory, complaint, complaints, complaining, garnish, garnishes, garnished, appropriate, inappropriate, fancy, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, not as advertised"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."
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hamptons, east hamptons, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, upper class, upper classes, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, beach, beaches, bury your head, burying your head, denial, in denial, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, sand, sands, sandy, fancy"I'll have a mead spritzer."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, mead, spritzer, spritzers, medieval, history, historical, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, ordering, order, orders, fancy, girly, unmanly, effeminate, man, men"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."
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men, man, women, woman, tall, short, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, like, dislike, dog lover, dog lovers, blind date, blind dates, fancy, enthusiast, enthusiasts, flirt, flirtatious, pickup line, pickup lines, interest, interests"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, valentine, valentines, date, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, valentine's, valentine's day, gayest, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolates, celebrating, celebrates, celebration, celebrations, candy, candies, candy, shop, chocolatier, patisserie, pastry, pastries, truffle, truffles, fancy, gift, gifts, present, presents, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogger, food lover, food lovers, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+"Country Club Dungeon"
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dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisoners, guard, guards, officer, officers, customer service, service, good service, good customer service, room service, snack, snacks, snacktime, snack time, country club, country clubs, fancy, expensive, swanky, posh, upscale, club, clubs, private club, private clubs, members only club, members only clubs, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cushy, comfortable, white-collar, the one percent, the 1%, crime, rich, wealthy, social status, class, high-societyIf you give a mouse a fancy pillow.
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book, books, children's book, children's books, literature, animal, animals, mouse, mice, fancy, pillow, pillows, home decor, furniture, sofa, sofa, mcmansion, husband, husbands, friend, friends, investment banker, investment bankers, money, social status, social class, social ladder, social climber, social climbers, gold digger, gold diggers"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, friendly drunks, life story, life stories, sport, sports, skating, skater, skaters, ice dancing, ice dancer, ice dancers, hockey, hockey player, hockey players, ice hockey, athlete, athletes, career, careers, injury, injuries, recovery, recovered, resume, continue, career change, career changes, fashion, costume, costume, fancy, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, discovered, discovery, passion, passions, passion project, passion projects"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"
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pigeon, pigeons, central park, park, parks, feed, feeds, feeding, choice, choices, fancy, bread, breads, breadcrumbs, bread crumbs, focaccia, baguette, baguettes, animal lover, animal lovers, elitist, elitists, toast, expectant, entitled, greed, greedy, upper class, upper classes, haute cuisine"I like you in a tie."
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fashion, clothes, clothing, accessory, accessories, tie, ties, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, informal, formal, casual, shirtless, wild, punk, punks, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, style, personal style, personal appearance, rebel, rebels, dressed up, fancy, sophisticated, classy, biker, bikers"I'm quite content. This was my prison of choice."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, cell, cells, comfy, comfortable, cushy, fancy, choice, choices, content, happy, good conditions, lifestyle"You should know - I don't feel rich."
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rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, money, fancy, doorman, doormen, bellhop, bellhops, greeter, greeters, butler, butlers, service, condescending, mansion, mansions, expensive, relate, relatable, social status, social class"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"
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restaurant, fancy, upscale, menu, menus, expensive, expenses, high ticket, high ticket item, high ticket items, order, orders, ordering, impress, impresses, impressing, date, dates, dating, choice, choices, option, options, approving, approval, approvals, front of house, front of house staff, waiter, waiters, server, servers, bill, bills