"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"
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"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."
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"Impressive, Meyers, but let's stick to your quantitative projections."
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"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
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"Don't worry. Fantasies about devouring the doctor are perfectly normal."
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"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."
"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
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"And the crowd roars."
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Family applauding father
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"How come I never see that smile?"
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"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks
"I have this fantasy of everyone else in my life reinventing themselves."
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Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."
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Little Red Riding Carpet
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"If I won forty-seven million dollars in the lottery, I wouldn't change a thing. Not at first."
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Alice in Responsibilityland
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A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
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"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."
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"You know, lately I've been fantasizing about having a twosome."
"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"
"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
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"This is a night for white wine."
"I want two days and one dazzling night on the Orient Express!"