Tags:infertility, family, families, parent, parents, parenthood, babies, baby, reproduction, reproduce, pregnancy, couple, couples, married, marriage, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, farmer, farmers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, cattle, fertility, fertility clinic, farm animal, farm animals, animal, animals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians
"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."
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"I often feel woolly, but seldom do I feel very wild."
"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."
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"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
Tags:chicken, chickens, free range, free range chicken, free range chicken, free range egg, free range eggs, farm animal, farm animals, divorce, divorces, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorney, attractive, attractiveness, regret, regrets, marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations
Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail
"Well, pickle my trotters!"
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"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."
"Your skin. Genuine Leather."
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"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."
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"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
Tags:chicken, chickens, free range chicken, free range chickens, free-range chicken, free-rang chickens, animal rights, escape, escaping, wander off, wandering off, farm animal, farm animals, chicken farm, chicken farms, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, antarctica, the antarctic, runaway, runaways, running away
Why Cows Leave Home
Tags:millennial, millennials, generation, generations, generation y, cow, cows, holsteins, holstein, jersey, jerseys, animal, animals, farm animal, farm animals, bovine, cattle, livestock, pie chart, pie charts, graph, graphs, percent, percents, percentage, percentages, travel bug, public sector, career, careers
Tags:mad cow, mad cows, mad cow disease, bovine spongiform encephalopathy, bse, troublemaker, troublemakers, rabble rouser, rabble rousers, rabble rousing, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, life philosophies, mad, madness, insane, insanity, world gone mad, outbreak, outbreaks, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics
"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
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"There'll be room at the trough for all of us."
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The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
Shear and Wear
A shepherd herds clouds.
The Farm-To-Sofa Movement
"I can remember when this was all farmland."
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"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"
"That was the perfect amount of food – I feel full, but not fatted for the slaughter."
"We just came from the stupidest meadow."
"Sometimes I get so bored with myself I can barely make it to 'doodle-do.'"
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"Who tipped off the turkey?"