'Oxymoron'
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pun, puns, word play, play on words, linguistic, linguistics, language, languages, language joke, oxymoron, oxen, ox, cow, cows, cattle, animal, animals, farm, farming, moron, morons, explanation, explanatory, explanatory joke, stupidity, stupid, idiot, idiocy"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."
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cat, cats, sheep, shepherd, sheep herd, herd, herding, herder, herds, farm, farms, farming, livestock, livestocks, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, round up, rounding up, absurd, role change, talking animals, odd choice, odd choices, unique, unique talents, job, job, work, working, employment, stereotypes, old fashioned, crook, bopeep, bo peep, sheep dog, herding cats, herding cat, working animal, working animals"I often feel woolly, but seldom do I feel very wild."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, woolly, wild, confused, disorganised, disorganized, unclear, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, livestock, farming, wordplay, feeling, feelings, word playFollowing the Cash Crop
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business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, investor, investors, investing, banker, bankers, takeover, take overs, buyout, buyout, cash crop, commerce, commercial value, capitalism, profit crop, profit crops, labourer, labourers, farming, harvest, harvests"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"
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farming, herding, speeches, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, campaign, campaigns, campaign speech, campaign speeches, political campaign, political campaigns, leader, leaders, leadership, leadership quality, leadership qualities, party platform, party platforms, leader, leaders, leading, speech, speeches, mankoff"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market trader"She's so Jersey."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cow, talking cows, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, field, fields, pasture, pastures, new jersey, states, state, american state, american states, jersey, jersey cow, jersey cows, dairy cow, dairy cows, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, dairy farm, dairy farms, holstein-friesian, holstein friesian, trashy, low-class, loud, obnoxious, stereotype, stereotypes, new jerseyan, new jerseyans, jerseyite, jerseyites, new jerseyite, new jerseyites"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adult, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay"I've never trusted cows."
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cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, meal, meals, food, dining, eating, dish, dishes, plate, plates, steak, steaks, beef, unethical, animal rights, slaughter, butcher, butchers, butchery, cruel, cruelty, inhumane, factory farming, industrial farming, raising livestock, farm, farms, farming, animal welfare, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, carnivore, carnivores, meat-eater, meat-eatersPoet and Peasant
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markham, edwin markham, peasant, peasants, condescend, condescends, condescending, elite, elites, common people, common person, class divide, class division, class divisions, farmer, farmers, farming, impose, imposes, imposition, impositions, imposing, butt in, butts in, butting in, leave alone, leaves alone, leaving alone, left alone, hoe, hoes, hoeing, man with the hoe, farm worker, farm workers, work the fields, works the fields, working the fields"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
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farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, agribusiness, retirement, retireing, sheep farming, sheep farmer, sheep farmers, commercialism, commercialist, commercialise, commercialisze, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, business manager, business executive, take over, take-over, business take over, business take-over, unnecessary, unnecessary measures, sheep, herd of sheep, modern life, modern attitudesOld MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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old mcdonald, old macdonald, farm, farms, farming, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, children's song, childrens song, children's songs, childrens songs, chicken, pig, goat, realization, realisation, mirror, mirrors, self-realisation, self-realization, reality, confront, confronts, confronting, confrontation, confrontations, truth, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frighteningOne Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
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cow, cows, cattle, beef, steak, steaks, beef steak, beef steaks, meat, meats, chop, chops, burger, burgers, farming, farming, cattle farm, cattle farming, dairy farm, dairy farms, poetry, poet, poets, limerick, limericks, meathooked, meat obsession, meat obsessed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, vegetarianism, vegetarian, opinions, different attitude, different attitudes"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
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season, seasons, summer, summertime, food, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, tomato, tomatoes, corn, corn on the cob, corn-on-the-cob, talking, discussing, speaking, conversing, topic, topics, theme, themes, fresh, local, produce, incessantly, endlessly, ceaselessly, never stops talking, agriculture, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, market, markets, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."
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cornfield, cornfields, mazel tov, mazal tov, hebrew, yiddish, jew, jews, judaism, jewish, client, clients, rich client, rich clients, corn field, corn fields, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, flyover, flyovers, shpasik, jtoons"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."
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hillbilly, hillbillies, property, properties, land, land ownership, land owner, land owners, farmer, farmers, farming, territory, territories, real estate, house, houses, housing, tank, tanks, war, wars, invade, invading, invasion, invasions, occupy, occupying, occupier, occupiers, territorial ambition, territorial ambitions"Boo!"
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scarecrow, scarecrows, ineffective, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, trick, tricks, crow, crows, farming, farmer, farmers, crop, crops, growing crops, scare, scaring, boo, fright, getting a fright, boo, practical joke, practical jokes, futile, futility"English lit-how about you?"
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college, colleges, uni, university, universities, graduate, graduates, degree, degrees, student, students, educated, education, unemployed, unemployment, scarecrow, scarecrows, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, recession, job search, career, careers, major, majors, bad choice, bad choices, bad decision, bad decisions, useless major, useless majors, study, studies, studying"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating