"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."
"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, leopard, leopards, leopardskin, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, pattern, patterns, heel, heels, high heel, high heels, shoe, shoes, footwear, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, fur, beauty, personal style, personal appearance, too much, overboard, excessive, woman, women"Thanks. It's vintage."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, skin, skins, fur, furs, leopard, leopard skin, leopard fur, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, dress, dresses, fashion, clothing, clothes, women's fashion, women's clothes, women's clothing, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, vintage, vintage clothes, vintage clothing, vintage fashion, classic, modern fashion, modern life"Is it too revealing?"
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dress, dresses, sheer, sheer dress, sheer dresses, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, shop, shops, shopping, fashion, fashion design, fashion designer, fashion designers, impractical, impracticality, practical, practicality, see-through, reveal, reveals, revealing, mirror, mirrors, self-conscious, self-consciousness, salesman, salesperson, salespeople"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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modern, modern life, modern world, hipster, hipsters, something to prove, prove, proving, cool, coolness, fashion, fashions, fashionable, before it was cool, character, characters, classic cartoon, classic cartoons, classics, tv, old tv, old television, nostalgia, nostalgic, urban life, urban living, graphic tee, graphic tees, shirt, shirts, grown man, grown men, man baby, baby man, outfit, outfits, status, status symbolA knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
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knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, armor, amour, suit of armor, suit of armour, metal, accessory, accessories, fashion, style, doorknocker, doorknockers, door knocker, door knockers, doorbell, doorbells, ringer, ringers, door, doors, history, historical, medieval, militaryA man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, second marriage, second marriages, previous, former, fashion, jacket, jackets, suit, suits, menswear, clothes, clothing, men's fashion, style, men's clothing, men's clothes, sports jacket, sports jackets, suit jacket, suit jackets, flashy, gaudy, hate, dislike, personal style, personal appearance, introduction, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, first impression, first impressions, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail partiesRapunzel in the Morning
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fashion, fashions, fashionable, women, woman, girl, girls, visual gag, visual gags, fairy tale, fairy, tale, fairy tales, fairy story, story, stories, children's story, children's books, kid, kids, child, children, hair, haircare, bad hair, bad hair day, hairday, hair day, hair care, hair-care, bedhead, bed head, bed-head, frizz, frizzyFendi Bag Lady
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bag, bags, beg, begging, panhandle, panhandling, pan handle, pan handling, fashion, fashions, fashionista, shoe, shoes, brand, brands, luxury, luxuries, luxurious, rich people, wealth, wealthy, ironic, matching shoes, picky, expensive, costly, tastes, homeless, homelessnessHip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men
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fashion, style, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, innovation, innovations, innovative, trend, trends, trendy, man, men, hip, in style, in fashion, spring collection, pants, jeans, tuxedo, tuxedos, vest, vests, suit, suits, designer, designers, design, designs, fashion designer, fashion designers, consumerism, brand, brands"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, casual friday, casual fridays, impersonation, impersonations, impression, impressions, style, styles, fashion, fashions, fashionable, stylish, men's fashion, men's clothing, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, musician, musicians, singer, singers, commuter, commuters"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."
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dogs, clothing, fashion, animals, clothes, dog, dog clothing, dog clothes, dog jacket, dog jackets, dog coat, dog coats, canine, canines, fashion sense, fashions, pet, pets, taste, tasteless, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, fashionable, dress sense, dress-sense"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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fashion, fashions, fashionable, unfashionable, fashion faux pas, old fashioned, out of fashion, khaki, khakis, khaki pants, pants, trousers, short, shorts, combat shorts, back in my day, magazine, magazines, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, style, stylish, out of style, clothes, clothing, menswear, mens wear, men's wear, mens fashion, men's fashion, mens clothes, men's clothes, mens clothing, men's clothing, what to wear, marriage, married, married life, age, aging, getting older, growing oldStranger in Strange Land's End Catalog
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catalog, catalogs, catalogue, catalogues, crossover, crossovers, sci-fi, scifi, science fiction, retail, retailer, retailers, fashion, fashionista, fashionistas, model, models, modelling, middle class"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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hair, haircuts, haircut, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, fashion, men's fashion, fashionable, out of fashion, out of style, outdated, seventies, 1970's, 70's, afro, afros, angel, angels, dead, death, dying, died, heaven, be careful what you wish for, bald, balding, hair thinning, receding hairline, hairline, big hair"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."
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season, seasons, seasonal, summer, summertime, fashion, clothes, clothing, style, men's fashion, menswear, men's clothing, men's clothes, shorts, thinking, thought, thoughts, think, leg, legs, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, awkward, man, men"I'd like to report some bad guys."
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old west, wild west, western, westerns, film, films, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, crime, report, reporting, victim, victims, calling 911, 911, calling 999, 999, pants, trousers, bad guy, bad guys, stolen, robbed, robbery, robberies, call, calls, crime against fashion, fashion crimes, fashion, fashion victim, fashion victims"Notice anything different about me?"
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devil, satan, hell, devils, demons, evil, hellish, style, styles, fashion, fashion statement, stylish, beard, beards, goatee, mustaches, moustache, mustaches, moustaches, follower, followers, trend, trends, trending, trendsetter, trendsetting, fashionable, shaved, clean shaven, fresh faced, new lookHandbags Authenticated
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fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, high fashion, couture, high couture, handbag, handbags, counterfeit, counterfeit goods, counterfeit good, bootleg, bootlegged, bootlegs, bootlegging, authentic, authenticated, authenticates, authenticating, authority, authorities, authorization, handbag, handbags, hand bag, hand bags, women, luxury, luxuries, luxury goods, judge, judged, judging"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."
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hillary, clinton, dress suit, pantsuit, pantsuits, sales, salesclerk, salesclerks, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, politics, politician, politicians, political figure, political figures, political leader, political leaders, senate, senator, senators, nasty woman, fashion, fashions, fashionable, stylish, style, styles, clothes, clothing, department store, department stores, democrat, democrats, democratic"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."
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glasses, fashion, style, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, eyeglasses, rimless, jagged, edge, edges, popular, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eyewear, eye, eyes, dangerous, risky, fashionable"That's the last of those we're going to get. British censorship, you know."
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second world war, world war ii, censorship, censorships, censor, censors, tailor, tailors, propaganda, war office, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes stores, clothing shop, clothing shops, fashion, fashions, suit jacket, suit jackets, blazer, blazers, war propaganda, propagandist, propagandists