"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"
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"Can you de-schlump him?"
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"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"
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"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."
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"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
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"This one simple draping trick will make people think you work out a lot."
"Of course, we just call them 'necks'"
Older cousin press
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"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"
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"Do I look ridiculous in this hat or does this hat look ridiculous on me?"
Queer Eye for the Dead Guy
"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."
“I’d lose the dress.”
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"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."
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"The David Attenborough look."
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"Lose the sailor hat."
"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"
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The Haberdashery Triptych - the Barneys Collection, New York
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"Perhaps madam would like something a teensy bit smaller?"
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"I don't buy the science on pants."
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"Does flannel go with camo?"
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"Quick! Your gut reaction."
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"Lose the goatee."