"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
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"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
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Our Yuppie Dad
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"The unibrow look, Collins- get used to it!"
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
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"We have the exact same taste."
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"It's quite a feather in your cap, Beavis. What's it for?"
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News Wear World
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"Of course, we just call them 'necks'"
Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.
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"I'm from Texas, but my hat was made in China."
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"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"
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"We're off to the tweed bar."
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"It's raw, unprocessed wool."
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"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"
"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."
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"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"
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"Does my body make me look fat?"
"I want something like this but in a bathing suit."
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"Hey! Black really is slimming."
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"Don't mess with The Man In The Big Hat."
"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"
"Perhaps this one, sir."
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Man wearing a beret
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