"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"
"Can you de-schlump him?"
Tags:slob, slobs, style, styles, stylist, stylists, schlump, schlumps, stylist, stylists, personal style, personal styles, fashion advice, fashion guru, fashion gurus, men's fashion, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, wife, wives, husband, husbands, fashion faux pas, clueless, cluelessness, bad dresser, bad dressers, badly dressed, nag, nags, nagging, fashion emergency, fashion emergencies, clothing, clothes, clothes shopping, clothing store, clothing stores
"Too Tom Wolfeish!"
"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
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"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"
Tags:tie, ties, leather tie, leather ties, tacky, tackiness, faux pas, fashion faux pas, snob, snobs, fashion snob, fashion snobs, business dress, men's fashion, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, dress code, dress codes, attire, upper class, upper classes, elitist, elitists, business elite, business elites, boys club, boys clubs, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
"Are you going bowling or is that Prada?"
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This Spring Try Life's End: Clothing For People Who Have Just Given Up
Tags:catalog, catalogs, catalogue, catalogues, clothes, clothing, clothing store, clothing stores, clothes store, clothes shop, clothes shops, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, trend, trends, trending, fashion trend, garment, garments, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, unflattering, fashion faux pas
"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, pants, fashion, fashions, fashion police, fashionable, fashion faux pas, women's, women's clothes, women's shoes, it's just nicer, nice clothes
"You loved it on Joan Collins."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, wife, wives, husband, husbands, old fashioned, old married couple, couple, couples, fashion, fashions, faux pas, fashion faux pas, fat, fatter, fatness, weight, overweight, jacket, loud, loud pattern, eye catching, fashionista, fashionista, copy, copying, celebrities, celebrity, joan collins, jacket, dinner, dinner party, parties, dressed up, dressing up
"Please, Jeff. No one shows his abs after Labor Day."
"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"
Tags:taste, tasteful, tastefulness, tacky, tacky outfit, tacky outfits, outfit, outfits, fashion sense, fashion faux pas, unkempt, dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, slovenly, loud, loud dresser, loud dressers, outlandish, crazy outfit, crazy outfits, stand out, stands out, standing out
"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."
Tags:cummerbund, cummerbunds, underpants, underwear, cocktail party, cocktail parties, badly-dressed, bad dresser, bad dressers, formal, formal party, formalwear, faux pas, formal wear, upper class, polite society, elite, elites, fashion faux pas, style, stylish, stylishness, trashy, tacky, tackiness
The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043
Tags:rap, rapper, rappers, raps, rapping, music, musicians, musician, musical, age, ageing, aged, old, old age, older, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 90s, 90s kids, 1990s, 1990, 90s kids, underwear, underwears, underwear model, underwear models, models, fashion models, fashion model, modelling, old man, old men, ravage, ravages of time, faux pas, fashion faux pas, out dated, out-dated
I Hate My Hat Magazine
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"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."
Tags:man bun, man buns, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, hairstyle, hairstyles, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, ironic, irony, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, ugly, unattractive, any means necessary, emergency, emergencies, faux pas, fashion faux pas, stylist, stylists, beauty, beauty salon, beauty salons, haircut, haircuts, cut, cuts, cutting
"The fact that you've rolled up your sleeves since our last talk has been noted, Parminger. However, there's still something I'd like to discuss with you."
Tags:roll up your sleeves, rolling up your sleeves, faux pas, fashion faux pas, fashion no-no, fashion dos, fashion don'ts, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, pep talk, pep talks, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, motivate, motivates, motivating, manager, managers, management
'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
Tags:rescue, rescued, rescuer, inflated, inflate, blow up, inflatable tie, float, floating, flotation, flotation device, ocean, oceans, ocean liner, cruise liner, cruise, cruise ship, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, novel, novelty, novelty tie, novelty ties, novelties, invent, invention, sea, lost at sea, sink, sank, sunk, accident
Speedo Limit: 21 Years
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, limit, limits, liited, speedo, fitness, fit, fitter, fat, fatter, overweight, bulge, mid-life crisis, mid-life, middle age, middle-age, swimming, swim, swims, beach, beaches, beach body, sign, signs, signage, fashion, fashions, fashion faux pas, faux pas, young, youth, youthful
"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, monstrous, mob, mobs, mobbed, angry mob, lynch mob, angry, fashion, fashionable, fashions, fashion police, pitchfork, pitchforks, torch, torches, torched, chase, chases, chased, blazer, blazers, turtleneck, turtlenecks, village, villagers, fashionista, fashion faux pas
"I found your other shoulder pad."
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Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?
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A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt
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"I'm sick of you, Henry. I'm sick of you, and I'm sick of denim!"
The Leathery, Shapeless speedo sporter.