"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
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"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
"Too Tom Wolfeish!"
"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."
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Selections from The Janet Reno® Collection
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"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."
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"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."
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"Dave, we've done all right for ourselves, you and I. You've got this big office filled with expensive furnishings and fine art objects, a beautiful old house in Greenwich, a lovely wife and three swell kids, a Bentley, a Rolls, a Yacht, and I've got this
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"A lacklustre style got me where I am, and a lacklustre style is going to keep me here."
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"Stop me before I invent plaid!"
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"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"
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"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."
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"I used to hate my body. Now, instead, I hate the forces that conspire to make me hate my body."
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They've got it plaid... and that ain't good.
"The school wants all the mothers who come to pick up in tights and crazy boots to dress better."
Moby Dick Tracy"Ahoy! Yellow fedora off the standard bow!"
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Everyone's a Media Expert
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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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"You fit in. You just don't match."
"You know, if you stopped shaving your eyebrows doors might open."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it for the hair judge."
"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."
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Shoe-Nuff "In Your Face Since '88"
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