Fashion Sense Cartoons

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"She's too old for her hair."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."

"I love it. Who did it?"

"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

"It lets me be me."

"You look ridiculous."

"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"As far as I know, Rudy is the first person in East Hampton to wear Cajun."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"Retro, but I love it."

Tattoo Removal

"Rouse yourself, Weintraub! The miniskirt is back!"

"I'm a Banana Republican."

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"The unibrow look, Collins- get used to it!"

"Stop smiling. You're downtown."

"I really have tried being trendy, Elyse, but it makes me hyperventilate."