Fashion Statement Cartoons

"She's too old for her hair."

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

"As far as I know, Rudy is the first person in East Hampton to wear Cajun."

"I was just a kid when I got this one."

"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."

"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

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"I'm all faux and loving it!"

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."

"Please, Jeff. No one shows his abs after Labor Day."

"You'd think they'd be more zen about bling."

"Do these leaves make my bark look big?"

"It's not that I'm opposed to beards, Lawrence. . ."

"Why the lorgnette?"

"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."