"She's too old for her hair."
"Highlight the battleship-gray."
"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."
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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
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"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."
"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."
"As far as I know, Rudy is the ﬁrst person in East Hampton to wear Cajun."
"I was just a kid when I got this one."
"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"
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"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."
"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."
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The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III
"I'm all faux and loving it!"
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"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."
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"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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"Please, Jeff. No one shows his abs after Labor Day."
"You'd think they'd be more zen about bling."
"Do these leaves make my bark look big?"
"It's not that I'm opposed to beards, Lawrence. . ."
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"Why the lorgnette?"
"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."
"It's either a global warming trend or merely a fad."
Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid
"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"
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