"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
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Rapunzel in the Morning
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"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the ﬁfties Elvis."
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"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."
"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
Tags:hair, haircuts, haircut, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, fashion, men's fashion, fashionable, out of fashion, out of style, outdated, seventies, 1970's, 70's, afro, afros, angel, angels, dead, death, dying, died, heaven, be careful what you wish for, bald, balding, hair thinning, receding hairline, hairline, big hair
"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"
"Notice anything different about me?"
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"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."
Tags:hillary, clinton, dress suit, pantsuit, pantsuits, sales, salesclerk, salesclerks, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, politics, politician, politicians, political figure, political figures, political leader, political leaders, senate, senator, senators, nasty woman, fashion, fashions, fashionable, stylish, style, styles, clothes, clothing, department store, department stores, democrat, democrats, democratic
"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."
Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
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"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"
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"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."
"But if there were a Secretary of Clothing I'd nominate Bill Blass."
"Highlight the battleship-gray."
The Euro-Trash Trashcan
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"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"
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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"
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"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."
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Spare a dime? / Spare-a-dime?.com
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"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."