"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."
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"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
Tags:modern, modern life, modern world, hipster, hipsters, something to prove, prove, proving, cool, coolness, fashion, fashions, fashionable, before it was cool, character, characters, classic cartoon, classic cartoons, classics, tv, old tv, old television, nostalgia, nostalgic, urban life, urban living, graphic tee, graphic tees, shirt, shirts, grown man, grown men, man baby, baby man, outfit, outfits, status, status symbol
Rapunzel in the Morning
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Fendi Bag Lady
"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the ﬁfties Elvis."
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"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
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"That's a good look for you, J.B."
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"And you're sure they're gang colors?"
Tags:violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, gang, gangs, generation, generation gap, collegiate, color, colors, colours, colour, consumerism, consumerist, gentrify, gentrified, gentrification, tailor, tailors, tie, ties, business casual, business dress, business wear, menswear, fashions
"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."
"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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Tags:fish, fishes, bird, birds, aves, gotta swim, gotta fly, slogan, slogans, tshirt, tee, tees, tshirts, t shirt, t shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fish gotta swim bird gotta eat, fly, flies, insect, insects, prey, predator, eating, eat, swim, swimming, fly, flying, nature, instinct, instincts, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, word play
"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."
"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"
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"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."
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"That's the last of those we're going to get. British censorship, you know."
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"You wear too many clothes."
"I love it!"
Tags:fashion, fashions, vanity, vain, fashionista, fashionista, trend, trends, farm, farms, cow, cows, personified, personification, parallel, comparison, polka-dot, polka dot, polka dotted, polka-dotted, trendy, makeover, make-over, make-overs, clothes, clothes, makeup, make-up, make up, bovine, bovines
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
Tags:death, died, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, funerary, funeral procession, wake, the wake, holding a wake, open casket, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, comment, commenting, everyone's a critic, comb over, combover, comb-over, hair, haircut, haircare, bald, balding, male pattern baldness, male patterned baldness, fashion, fashions, gossup, gossiping, gossipy, fashionable, black humor, dark humor, dark humour, black humour
"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"
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"I love it. Who did it?"
Tags:spaghetti, spaghettis, fork, forks, pasta, pastas, pasta fork, pasta forks, spaghetti fork, spaghetti forks, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, fashions, fashion sense, fashionista, fashionistas, cutlery, trend setter, trend setters, trendsetter, trendsetters, trend-setter, trend-setters
"Oh? Well, in that case, this is fake paint."
"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."
"Some women to see you, Anne."
"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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