"I'm giving up Google for Lent."
"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
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"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
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"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."
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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"
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"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"
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Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
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The Penultimate Temptation of Christ
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Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, love, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, courtship, courting, wedding, weddings, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, proposing, proposal, proposals, fiance, fiances, fiancee, fiancees, engagement, engagements, engaged, short, quick, fast, moving fast, whirlwind, first meeting, romance, romantic, introduction, introductions, soul mate, soul mates, love at first sight, falling in love, modern life
"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"
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"But I've got to move fast—I'm only a twenty-four-hour virus."
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Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"
Tags:restaurants, restaurant, food, foodie, orthorexia, healthy eating, healthy, health, health craze, health-craze, diet, diet craze, healthy, healthcare, health care, vitamins, vitamin, minerals, mineral, modern, modern life, club, clubs, dinner, diner, diners, dining, fine dining, high society, fashions, fashion, fashionable, trend, trendy, trending, trends, cleanse, juice cleanse, cleanses, fast, fasts, fasting, intermittent fasting, if, keto, ketogenic, fad diet, fads, fad diets, fad-diet, fad-diets, science, scientific, dietitian, dietitians, supplement, supplements, nootropic, nootropics, vitamins and minerals
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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Tags:superhero, superheroes, true hero, true heroes, reasonable, logic, logical, rational, normal, practical, modest, restrained, reasonableman, man, men, faster, fast, power, powerful, tall building, tall buildings, elevator, elevators, pilates, exercise, exercising, fitness, careful driver, careful drivers, cautious driver, cautious drivers, cautious, careful, safe, safety, safety first, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age
"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
Tags:fast food, fastfood, fast food outlet, fastfood outlet, fast food outlet, fast food outlets, speed, speedy, quick, fast, contradiction, contradictions, irony, ironic, eating out, eat out, dining out, patience, being patient, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, takeaway, takeaways, chips, fries, speedy fast
Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.
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Drive thru high school.
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Tags:bars, orange juice, juice, orange, oranges, bourbon, bourbons, sherry, gin, cognac, cola, soda, fizzy, fizzy drinks, fizzy drink, club soda, vodka, scotch, tequila, wine, rye, rum, salad bars, fast, food, restaurants, drinking, bar bar, all you can eat, deli, delis, buffet, buffets, all you can drink, modern life, modern, adulthood, adult, adult life, grown up, grown-up, alcohol, day drinking, day-drinking
"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."
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"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."
Tags:fashion, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, womenswear, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, stable, stability, evolution, evolutionism, darwin's theory of evolution, evolutionary theory, rampage, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, darwinian, speed, fast, rapid, quick, illogic, illogical, strange, predict, predicting, prediction, predictions, future, style, styles, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, history, historical, victorian
"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."