"I'm giving up Google for Lent."
"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"
"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."
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Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
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Tags:superhero, superheroes, true hero, true heroes, reasonable, logic, logical, rational, normal, practical, modest, restrained, reasonableman, man, men, faster, fast, power, powerful, tall building, tall buildings, elevator, elevators, pilates, exercise, exercising, fitness, careful driver, careful drivers, cautious driver, cautious drivers, cautious, careful, safe, safety, safety first, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age
"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
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"I've met someone with a faster modem."
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Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.
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"You should be faster."
"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, bartending, bar-tending, tending bar, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, martini shaker, martini shakers, shaker, shakers, quicksand, liquefaction, sinking, sink, bog, bogs, swamp, swamps, faster
"Don't be fooled – they're faster than they look."