"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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"Your skin is enlarged."
"Hey, great ab!"
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The Secret Shame of Paris...Predawn Roundup of Fat Frenchwomen.
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"Tonight—just for a change—let's see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all."
The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.
"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."
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"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
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"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"I'm retaining doughnuts."
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"It has a cream base because we hate you."
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"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Two per cent."
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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"Welcome to America, bitch."
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"The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me of the mashed turnips that Aunt Mildred used to serve alongside the Thanksgiving turkey. As he got out of the strawberry-hued car, his immense fists looked like two slabs of slightly gnawed ham. He waddled over
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"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"
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Before and After.