"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
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"That one looks like a falling engine."
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"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."
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"He's giving the white-collar voters' speech to the blue collars."
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"Henry never could choose his battles."
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Superhero in need of an eye test.
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"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
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