"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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family, families, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parenthood, parents, inheritance, inherit, inherited, climate, climate change, global warming, future, flood, floods, flooded, flooding, pollution, pollutants, pollute, pollutant, erosion, weather, weather patterns, weather pattern, ecology, ecologist, ecologists, rising sea level, rising sea levels, rising sea temperature, rising sea temperatures, sea, ocean, oceans, seas, sustainable, sustainable energy, climate, temperature, generations, generation, passed down, property, properties, land"Hi, Dad. Investment banking wasn't that great after all."
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family, families, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, father, fatherhood, son, sons, return home, returning home, empty nester, empty nesters, living with parents, career, failed career, difficult career, job, work, unemployment, investment banking, business, bank, banks, money, welcome home, suitcase, suitcases, luggage, baggage, doorstep, family home"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"
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parent, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, kid, kids, child, childhood, sports, sport, soccer, football, soccer game, football game, too busy, neglect, neglected, neglectful, forgetful, careless, hollywood, rich, famous, wealthy, rich people, wealthy people, convertible, convertibles, driving, drive, car, cars, disappoint, disappointed"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, teen, teens, teenager, youth, youths, young adults, tv, t.v., telly, tvs, tellies, television, televisions, demographic, domographics, squander, squandering, waste, wasting, wasting your life, wasting youth, wasting life, young demographic"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."
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hippy, hippies, counterculture, free spirit, nonconformist, 1960's, end war, ending the war, anti war, generations, younger generation, older generation, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, memories, old and young, peace, hallucinogenic drugs, protest, protester, protesters"When it's over, I'll explain all the pop culture references you didn't get and you can explain all the pop culture references I didn't get."
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pop culture, pop culture reference, reference, references, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, audience, audiences, culture, popular culture, cultured, cultures, explain, explained, explanation, child, childish, childhood, nostalgic, nostalgia, generation, generations, generation gap, out of date, outdated, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parental"It's kittens."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, litter of kittens, new litter, baby cat, baby cats, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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animal, animals, snake, snakes, scare, scary, bite, bitten, snake bite, snake bites, snakebite, snakebites, poison, poisoned, poisonous, venom, venomous, strike, attack, dead, death, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, mother, mothers, motherhood, fatherhood, proud parent, proud parents, son, sons, daughter, daughter, teacher, teachers, teaching, life lessons, life lesson, get the hang of it, got the hang of it"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, bully, bullies, bullying, bullied, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stress, stressful, stressing, stressed, anxiety, anxious"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, elementary school, primary school, school, schools, guilt, guilty, report card, report cards, bad grades, bad marks, bungle, mistake, mistakes, badly done, messed up"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, raising kids, raising children, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, development, childhood, intelligence, iq, i.q., intelligence quotient, score, scores, chart, charts, normal, average, standardised testing, standardized testing, modern education, modern life"Of course your daddy loves you. He's on Prozac - he loves everybody."
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antidepressant, antidepressants, anti-depressant, anti-depressants, happy pill, happy pills, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, family life, family-life, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, insecurity, insecurities, security, self esteem, mental health, mental illness, mental illnesses, mental state, mental states"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
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family, families, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, parents, parent, parenting, parental, paternal, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, pop, pops, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothering, maternal, jungle, jungles, lost, fault, faults, blame, blames, blaming, tourist, tourism, tour, argue, argument, married, marriage, married life, marriage problems, husband, wife, husband and wife"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
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deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, lazy, bedtime, bedtime story, story, stories, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, sassy, deadbeat, deadbeats, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, family life, family-life"What with the population crunch and all, we're just reproducing ourselves and letting it go at that."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, reproduction, reproducing, population, depopulation, overpopulation, birthrate, birthrates, problem, problems, having kids, having children, modern life"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bad parents, bad parenting, child-free, child free, childless, adult, adults, burn, burning, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, misbehave, mischief, trouble, behaving badly, inattentive parents, wild, table, tables, meal, meals, rude, inappropriate, defensive"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."
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cat, cats, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, moving, moving out, moving off, flying the nest, leaving the nest, empty nest, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mohers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, sun, sunlight, adult, adulthood, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, lazy, lazy cat, lazy cats, purpose, finding purpose, new life, new world, kid, kids, child, growing up, adulting"Dad, can you read?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, boy, boys, son, sons, family, families, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood, technology, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., couch potato, couch potatoes, reading, reader, readers, book, books, novel, novels, literature, literacy, illiteracy, reading a book, reading books, question, questions, questioning, bad role model, bad role models, bad example"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, infidelity, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, cheating, cheater, cheaters, divorce, divorces, separation, split, compliment, compliments, complimenting, date, dates, dating, love"Like everyone else these days, we've made most of our friends through our kids."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, friend, friends, networking, family, families"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."
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mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, law, laws, crime, crimes, law and order, criminal, criminals, aiding, accessory, accessory to crime, abetting, police, policeman, policemen, policewoman, policewomen, cop, cops, feds, government"Old is when your daughter announces she's seeing a younger man."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, daughter, daughters, adult child, adult kid, adult kids, father-daughter relationship, father-daughter relationships, relationship, relationships, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, younger, man, men, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."
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