"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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"Your skin is enlarged."
The Secret Shame of Paris...Predawn Roundup of Fat Frenchwomen.
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"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"Two per cent."
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."
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"You loved it on Joan Collins."
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"Ready to head back?"
"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."
"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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"He's a heavyweight, but he'd prefer to leave it at that."
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"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
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"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
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"It's mostly sweater weight."
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"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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All You Can Eat Until Everyone In This Country Is Obese.
"You may now start packing on the pounds."
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"I told you we should have made a reservation."
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