The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.
"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
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"Welcome to America, bitch."
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"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"
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"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook
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"In today's heath-trend market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide."