"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"Two per cent."
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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"You loved it on Joan Collins."
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"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"
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"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."
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"Your contents have shifted."
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"It's mostly sweater weight."
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"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"
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Speedo Limit: 21 Years
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"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."
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"Yes, you can take your earrings off if you think that would help,"
"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."
Santa eats too many mince pies