The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.
"Welcome to America, bitch."
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First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service
"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."
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Satan Fast Food
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REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.
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"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook
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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
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"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."
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"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."
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"Keep it open."
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Death lures a man in with the smell of pizza.
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"Large, double sausage, extra cheese? Buddy, for a pie like that we need a note from your HMO."
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"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."
Dean Ornish's fairy tales
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"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."
"We met over the holidays."