The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.
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salt, butter, sugar, holy trinity, fat, fats, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, fatty food, fatty foods, junk food, junk foods, salty, salty food, sugary, foodie, foodies"Welcome to America, bitch."
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breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
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france, french, diet, diets, the french diet, carb, carbs, butter, fat, fats, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, fad diet, fad diets, fad, fads, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."
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america, american, united states, usa, cuisine, fast food, fast foods, fatty food, fatty foods, cheese, cheeses, cheesy, bacon, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, cheese-stuffed, old world, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, cheese, cheesy, bacon, new world, migrant, migrants, overeat, overeats, overeatingSatan Fast Food
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fast food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bad for you, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, tempt, tempts, temptations, tempting, satan, demon, addict, addicts, addiction, addictionsREPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.
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burger, burgers, burger joint, burger joints, hamburger, hamburgers, fast food, fast food restaurant, fast food restaurants, consumerism, hygiene, food hygiene, grease, grease tank, grease tanks, greasy food, greasy foods, unhealthy, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, fatty food, fatty foods, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, eat healthy, eating healthy, healthy living, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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butter, fatty food, fatty foods, cholesterol, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, lard, fat, fats, artery, arteries, clogged artery, clogged arteries, cause of death, death, grim reaper, saturated fats, high cholesterol, heart attack, heart attacks, diet, bad diet, bad diets, weight gain, heart disease, saturated fat"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foodsRecipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook
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senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, unhealthy, unhealthy meal, unhealthy meals, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, dinnertimes, dinner time, dinner times, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, ice cream, generation gap, generation gaps, fat, fats, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, fitness, physical fitness, old-fashioned, lard, cook, cooks, cooking, recipe, recipes, recipe book, recipe books"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
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statin, statins, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, fatty food, fatty foods, diet, diets, dieting, prescription, prescriptions, high cholesterol, bad cholesterol, drug, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, stodge, stodgy food, stodgy foods, health nut, health nuts, bar food, bar foods, diner food, diner foods, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, medication, medications, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug user, drug users, drug use"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."
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bereaved, bereavement, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news, fatty food, fatty foods, eat, eats, eater, eaters, eating, big eater, big eaters, burrito, burritos, comfort, comforts, comforting, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, personable, personability, insensitive, insensitivity, hospital, hospitals, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."
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jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, unhealthy, unhealthy eating, dessert, desserts, fatty food, fatty foods, run, runs, running, runner, runners, motivation, motivations, weight loss, maintaining weight, maintenance, maintain, maintaining, calorie, counting calories, burning calories, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast food, breakfast foods, cake, cakes, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break"Keep it open."
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hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog vendor, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, cart, carts, street meats, open tab, open tabs, opening a tab, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, fatty food, fatty foods, junk food, fast food, foodie, foodies, appetite, appetites, big appetite, big appetites, binge, binges, binge eater, binge eaters, binge eating, overeat, overeats, overeating, overweight, fat shame, fat shamesGrim reaper with a food stand saying "Heart attack on a plate"
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, food cart, food carts, vendor, vendors, food stand, food stands, junk food, fast food, unhealthy, unhealthy food, heart-attack, heart-attacks, heart attack, heart attacks, heart-attack on a plate, heart attack on a plate, lard, obesity, obesity crisis, cholesterol, high-cholesterol, high-calorie, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, fatty foodsDeath lures a man in with the smell of pizza.
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pizza, pizzas, fatty food, fatty foods, carb, carbs, carbohydrates, diet, diets, dieting, tempt, tempts, temptations, death, angel of death, grim reaper, smell, smells, scent, scents, junk food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, lure, lures, luring, trap, traps, trapping, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, calories"Large, double sausage, extra cheese? Buddy, for a pie like that we need a note from your HMO."
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pizza, pizzas, pizzeria, pizzarias, food order, food orders, pizza order, pizza orders, pizza pie, pizza pies, fatty food, fatty foods, unhealthy, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, health warning, health warnings, hmo, health maintenance organization, health insurance, heart attack on a plate, heart attack, heart attacks, infantilising, infantilizing"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."
Coronaryvirus
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coronary, coronary artery disease, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, fatty food, fatty foods, burger, burgers, trump's diet, trumps diet, mask, masks, face mask, face masks, facemask, anti-mask, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."